a fast one

nobody pulls a fast one on me and gets away with it.

i don't give a flying fuck who you are. i'll never live this one down.

oh, and by the way, Sunkissed-Goddess won't get away with it either. since she was the one who got me into this mess anyway, that means she would have to pay by treating me to starbucks at least once a week. actually, coffee bean is much better, of course, but i'm not choosy. i'll even settle for seattle's best, or even san francisco coffee. even gloria jeans or figaro. but for convenience purposes, its definitely gonna be either *bucks or cbtl.

rue the day you implemented this. death to pretenders and poor people skills.